I think every man at one point in his life has brought out the measuring tape just to see.  We are men after all, right?  Someone finally decided to take matters into his own hands and attempt to answer the age old question of Which Country has the biggest Pricks?

Richard Lynn of the University of Ulster in Northern Ireland just released the results of one of the largest global studies we've ever seen on PENIS SIZE.  (CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ARTICLE)

He released results for 116 countries and Canada was at a humble average length of 5.48 inches, but we beat out the U.S!  The average American man is packing 5.08 inches, which puts us just ahead of Ireland at 5.03.

But at least we're not NORTH KOREA.  They came in SMALLEST of the 117 countries at an average engorged size of 3.8 inches.  South Korea tied with them, but we actually like South Korea, so we'll assume it was cold when they measured.

The Smallest:  The rest of the 10 smallest countries are Cambodia, Thailand, India, Taiwan, the Philippines, Sri Lanka, China, and Japan.

The Biggest:  The Congo came in first with an average size of 7.06 inches.  Ecuador was second at 7 inches.  The Democratic Republic of the Congo . . . which is different, and a worse place, than the Congo . . . came in third, at 6.82 inches.

The rest of the top 10 largest countries in the pants are Ghana, Colombia, Venezuela, Lebanon, Cameroon, Iceland, and the Sudan.

This entire study was conducted because of stereotypes.  Lynn says he ran the study to see if those stereotypes are true . . . and he believes he proved they ARE.  The average African country measured at 6.33 inches, the average Asian country was 4.2 inches.

But again... it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it.  Right?  

As for me... let's just say, my wife is happy!

Here's where Canada "Stands On Guard For Thee"...