We burp. We fart.  We scratch our bellies and other parts.  You don't find that sexy?  Alright then... maybe there are a few things us guys could try to make us more "appealing".  I just read this from "GQ" magazine and it's got some valid points.

"What Qualities Make Up The Ideal Man"

There are 9 necessary characteristics, and 4 that are pretty important but not crucial.  We guys can thank the Channing Tatums and Ryan Gosslings of the world for this... 

 The 9 Necessary Qualities:  Honesty . . . kindness . . . intelligence . . . a good sense of humor . . . blue eyes . . . the ability to speak two languages . . . being a romantic, as opposed to being good in bed . . . NOT being a vegetarian . . . and being a good listener.

The 4 Pretty Important, but not that crucial qualities:  A European car . . . a job that requires you to wear a suit to work . . . a degree . . . and being clean shaven.

There you go guys, stuff to work on.  As for the blue eyes, you can get contact lenses!  So, learn a language, eat a steak, buy a VW, grab a razor, and listen.  Listen?  Seriously, you expect miracles.

Here's a GREAT video to piece it all together.  WARNING: this does contain an F bomb - but it's funny!