I don't know about you, but I kneel at the Church of Chuck Norris.

I think we all know by now that Chuck Norris wasn't born...he roundhouse-kicked his way out of the womb. We also know tha Chuck Norris has been engaged in a long-running copyright infringement suit against CBS, claiming that 'Law and Order' are the given names of his left and right thighs.

But did you know that 'Chuck Norris: The Movie' is ready for release? (Okay, it's not real...but one can dream, yes?)