“Sorry baby but I gtg. I cant be with u nemore. Can u please come get ur stuff next week? ill put everything in a plastic bag n leave it in the lobby. Sorry kthxbye!”

If you thought breaking up over the phone was lame, think again. Text ending requires even less balls, so it’s become THE way to end it. No one likes confrontation, so 1 in 10 unhappy partners have figured out that the best way to avoid the stress of breaking up is to text the deed. It’s the easiest and least confrontational way to say adios to Mr/Mr Wrong to date. I know we’re cowardly as a modern people, but some things in life you just have to make time for. Typing complete words when breaking up is one of them! At least show your (in)significant other some respect. If cheaping out is your style, save some face with my favourite grammatically correct break-up suggestions from TextAdvice.com. These will help you retain some honour, sort of.

“I am bad with commitment, and I would just end up cheating on your anyway. So let’s end it now.”
At least you’re not hurtful enough to cheat?

“It’s best if you and I never see each other anymore.”
By texting this when breaking up you prove you are not a hypocrite!

“I love you to death, but I would rather not die right now. Hope you get my point. Bye.”
Feigns respect for human life as an excuse?

Good luck not answering your phone when they try to call you!